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Monologarhythms: The Speakers and the Spoken

By Bruce Dawe

Vance Palmer once said, “My purpose in writing is to set down Australian rhythms”. I’m sure that to do this is an ambition of many writers including myself. And, perhaps like others, I have often tried to do this without even consciously thinking about it. This is also important at times. In thinking consciously about that process it can become forced and artificial. The individual flow, the rhythms themselves, have to be, in a sense, intuitive, uninterrupted by considerations of this or that. While, of course, most of us write with conscious reflections in mind, somewhere along the road (from the first inklings of an idea to its final realization on the page), still there are times when such reflections would be counter-productive.

But there is a relationship between the two: between the poems which are essentially, a personal monologue and those which are more properly termed “dramatic monologues”. There are also sometimes, poems which have elements of both.

With the monologue, we may be speaking to ourselves or to some other person or entity (God, the nation) who is to take our thoughts and feelings as a true reflection of our state of mind and heart. These forms of monologue are by far the most common. Judith Wright’s Woman to Man is a famous example. So is Les Murray’s The Last Hellos. In Murray’s poem, his reflections on his father’s move towards death are interspersed with direct speech from his father, questions from Les, and the emotional interchange in the process. The rhythms are the abbreviated ones expressive of a countryman’s son mourning already a countryman father. Down to earth, literally and metaphorically. Peter Porter’s An Exequy, so very different in so many ways, is equally personal and equally moving, as is Gwen Harwood’s Mother Who Gave Me Life.

In the English language, we have a great tradition of personal elegies from Ben Jonson through Donne, Dryden, and the Romantics and on to Tennyson’s In Memoriam. But with Tennyson and Browning, we encounter also an interest in the dramatic monologue as such - involving fictional figures. In Browning’s case, we see this in My Last Duchess, where the Duke of Ferrara reveals his sinister aesthetic, and in such other monologues as Andrea del Sarto and The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed’s Church. Satirical dramatic monologues appear more often in Browning, while Tennyson draws also upon classical figures such as Ulysses, Tithonus and The Lotus-Eaters.

In the twentieth century, Eliot introduces such figures as Prufrock, the guilt-ridden speaker in Portrait of a Lady, and, in The Waste Land, the various speakers in The Game of Chess section, Tiresias and the fragments of other voices in The Fire Sermon section. For many of us there were also other influences such as those of Kenneth Slessor in Five Bells, and satirical possibilities underlined in such poems as Slessor’s Vesper-Song of the Reverend Samuel Marsden.

My cure of souls, my cage of brutes,
Go lick and learn at these my boots!
When tainted highways tear a hole,
I bid my cobbler welt the sole.

O, ye that wear the boots of Hell,
Shall I not welt a soul as well?
O, souls that leak with holes of sin,
Shall I not let God’s leather in,
Or hit with sacramental knout
Your twice-convicted vileness out?

Lord, I have sung with ceaseless lips
A tinker’s litany of whips,
Have graved another Testament
On backs bowed down and bodies bent.
My stripes of jeweled blood repeat
A scarlet Grace for holy meat.
Not mine, the Hand that writes the weal
On this, my vellum of puffed veal,
Not mine, the glory that endures,
But Yours, dear God, entirely Yours.

Are there not Saints in holier skies
Who have been scourged to Paradise?
O, Lord, when I have come to that,
Grant there may be a Heavenly Cat
With twice as many tails as here –
And make me, God, Your Overseer.
But if the veins of Saints be dead,
Grant me a whip in Hell instead,
Where blood is not so hard to fetch.

But I, Lord, am Your humble wretch.

The paradoxical nature of a personality such as that of ‘the flogging parson’ has always interested writers, of course. We can see, in such people, ‘ourselves writ large’, and obviously Slessor’s poem pays tribute to this. Moral conscience can tempt us to simplify many complex issues…

The dramatic monologue as a form can appeal to us for a number of obvious reasons. Firstly, it is direct speech; it cuts out the middle-man, the go-between. The distancing conventions are abolished. Like those literary forms which approximate to the thing-in-itself (diaries, journals, such as Lemuel Gulliver’s in Swift’s great satire, a series of letters such as those in Richardson’s Pamela). This is as close as the spoken or printed word can get to the fiction-becoming-fact. The character steps out of the artificial frame of the page just as the romantic hero in the film, The Purple Rose of Cairo, steps out of the cinema-screen to woo the lonely girl.

A second advantage from the point of view of the author is that, if successful, such dramatic monologues pay a compliment to the reader/audience. The author says: Here they are, they are yours; make of them what you will.

A third advantage the dramatic monologue may have for writers is that it can solve one of the major problems we face: how to be aesthetically objective when our feelings are so strongly engaged as to make it unlikely. Suppose a political or social issue, for example, should be preoccupying us. Our first instinct is to dash off a kind of poetic letter to the editor. However, like so many letters to the editor, our letter may be so choked with passion as to be self-defeating.

Drama critics have noted the success of modern Australian one-person plays, which are, of course, dramatic monologues. Stephen Spears’ The Elocution of Benjamin Franklin, Jack Hibberd’s A Stretch of the Imagination, Ron Blair’s The Christian Brothers are all eloquent testimonies to our Australian liking for this form. The poem, as dramatic monologue, has also potentially the same audience.

All speech involves rhythm. The word ‘rhythm’ is from the Greek word for ‘flow’, but it is measured flow. It encompasses metre, stress, pause, and pace. It is, in fact, inseparable from such considerations. While it may have specific identifying characteristics, as in the movements of a rowing crew or a particular waltz, even here there are variables determined by the cox and the composer and interpreted by the music arranger and crew. This interpreting activity we use consciously or unconsciously as we speak. In titling this lecture, Monologarhythms, I was thinking of the extent to which the drive, the impetus of speech-patterns as they develop in a dramatic monologue are of central importance. Lose the rhythm, and you’ve lost the thread through the maze of the experience; instead of Ariadne’s sword, all you have is a tin-opener.

This is especially true when the dramatic monologue is not in a conventional poetic form such as the sonnet. Thomas Drayton’s Elizabethan sonnet, Since there’s no helpe, Edwin Arlington Robinson’s early 20th century sonnet, How Annandale Went Out have a recognizable frame-work of rhyme, metre, and stanza-length (octave, sestet). The completion of a dramatic monologue in sonnet-form may take longer, as formal demands sometimes do, but it is possible to put it down incomplete and take it up again later, since there are clear formal wagon-tracks to follow.

However, what seems an invisible but still real path across the landscape when the dramatic monologue is in free-verse form at first setting-out, may have gone forever once one has left the piece of work and returned to take it up later. At times, this may work to the writer’s advantage, however; knowing how imperative it is to find a clearing in the wilderness by nightfall, an additional creative tension will develop. Two of the dramatic monologues I’ll discuss later do use regular rhyme-schemes, like Slessor’s Vesper-Song.

This is the first time I have put down my thoughts on the value of the dramatic monologue at any length. I didn’t nut it all out before I started writing them myself. Many such influences operate upon us all without our being aware of them.

If I can now take some illustrations of the dramatic monologue from the writer whose work I know best in some respects (that is, myself), I’d like to comment on the relationship I have tried to set up between the speaker of the monologue and what in each case is spoken.

I mentioned earlier the potential advantage this form has for the writer who is deeply involved in an issue and is puzzling how best to deal with it artistically. This is especially the case with social and political issues. The question of capital punishment, for example. While the last public execution in Australia was in 1967, many people still support the principle of capital punishment. I don’t. I wrote this dramatic monologue straight after the hanging of Ronald Ryan in January 1967. The question of Ryan’s guilt is still not beyond reasonable doubt, as Gordon Hawkins’ book, Beyond Reasonable Doubt, makes clear.

The source of this monologue was two-fold. The first was a description by Ron Saw, a Sydney journalist, of the rather weird outfit the hangman wore on that summer morning. The second was a less predictable source. In the British film, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Miles Malleson plays the rôle of the warden in a prison where a prisoner about to be hung is a certain Manzini, a cast-off member of a titled family who has bumped off eight family members standing between him and the inheritance of the dukedom. Before visiting the doomed prisoner, the warden fusses over the correct term of address: “Your Grace? Your Worship? Your Lordship?” In that little vignette in a wonderfully sardonic comedy of the class-system I saw a means of tackling the capital punishment issue. Manners, conventions, customs are means by which the state seeks, at times, to legitimize the illegitimate.

The hangman’s apologetic speech in this monologue (echoing Miles Malleson’s warden in Kind Hearts and Coronets) I also based loosely on the Elizabethan courtly love tradition – hence the title, A Victoria Hangman Tells His Love. In this convention, the frustrated lover is usually dying of unrequited love, and is embarrassed by his situation. In this poem there is a marriage (a matter of life and death), an altar (the scaffold), a public context with the public in ritual attendance, and a lover (the hangman) shamed by his situation.

The speaker here is the State’s representative, caught as people so often are, between whatever human sympathies they may have and their role as public servants. I wrote this poem in one ‘go’ – and when it was published in The Age newspaper, I sent the money to Father Brosnan, chaplain to condemned prisoners at Pentridge. Ryan was buried in quick-lime in the prison grounds.

A Victorian Hangman Tells His Love

Dear one, forgive my appearing before you like this,
in a two-piece tracksuit, welder’s goggles
and a green cloth cap like some gross bee – this is the State’s idea…
I would have come
arrayed like a bridegroom for these nuptials
knowing how often you have dreamed about this
moment of consummation in your cell.
If I must bind your arms now to your sides
with a leather strap and ask if you have anything to say
– these too are formalities I would dispense with:
I know your heart is too full at this moment
to say much and that the tranquilliser which I trust
you did not reject out of a stubborn pride
should by this have eased your ache for speech, breath
and the other incidentals which distract us from our end.
Let us now walk a step. This noose
with which we’re wed is something of an heirloom, the last three
members of our holy family were wed with it, the softwood beam
it hangs from like a lover’s tree notched with their weight.
See now I slip it over your neck, the knot
under the left jaw, with a slip ring
to hold the knot in place… There. Perfect.
Allow me to adjust the canvas hood
which will enable you to anticipate the officially prescribed darkness
by some seconds.
The journalists are ready with the flash-bulbs of their eyes
raised to the simple altar, the doctor twitches like a stethoscope
– you have been given a clean bill of health, like any
modern bride.
With this spring of mine
from the trap, hitting the door lever, you will go forth
into a new life which I, alas, am not yet fit to share.
Be assured, you will sink into the generous pool of public feeling
as gently as a leaf – accept your rôle, feel chosen.
You are this evening’s headlines. Come, my love.

While we share fear with all other sentient creatures, courage born of keener self-awareness may define us as human beings. In the hangman poem there is something of this in the reference to “the tranquiliser which I trust / you did not reject out of a stubborn pride” (Ryan did, in fact, reject that palliative to the official conscience).

In this next poem, And a Good Friday Was Had By All, the speaker in the monologue is a Roman centurion (such as the one mentioned in three of the Gospel accounts of the Crucifixion), a centurion who recalls that event. As an archetypal “profile in courage”, Christ’s crucifixion was something that registered with me, as it has with countless others. But the trigger for this monologue came from reading a short play by Ernest Hemingway, called Today is Friday. A group of Roman soldiers are talking admiringly of Christ’s performance in contemporary American lingo as they might of Joe Louis or Cassius Clay (“He was good in there today” etc.). Why not, then, I thought, an Aussie centurion? One caught up in events which, for a secular Roman, would have been akin to those of an irredeemably secular Aussie soldier (or United Nations soldier in the alien cauldrons of Rwanda or Bosnia). As with the hangman, process for the Roman soldier is the only way through the maze of ambiguities. And when he barks out an order at the beginning of the poem he is asserting his authority as one man in a hundred (a centurion) might, if faced with such a problem:

And a Good Friday Was Had By All

You men there, keep those women back
and God Almighty he laid down
on the crossed timber and old Silenus
my offside looked at me as if to say
nice work for soldiers, your mind’s not our own
once you sign that dotted line Ave Caesar
and all that malarkey Imperator Rex

well this Nazarene
didn’t make it any easier
really – not like the ones
who kick up a fuss so you can
do your block and take it out on them
Silenus
held the spikes steady and I let fly
with the sledge-hammer, not looking
on the downswing trying hard not to hear
over the women’s wailing the bones give way
the iron shocking the dumb wood.

Orders is orders, I said after it was over
nothing personal you understand – we had a
drill-sergeant once though he was God but he wasn’t
a patch on you

then we hauled on the ropes
and he rose in the hot air
like a diver just leaving the springboard, arms spread
so it seemed
over the whole damned creation
over the big men who must have had it in for him
and the curious ones who’ll watch anything if it’s free
with only the usual women caring anywhere
and a blind man in tears.

In both of these monologues, the speaker’s misgivings are revealed in the act of speaking, although both deal with people treated as criminals in the eyes of the state. Both speakers are public servants, just doing a job. Anyone who has been in a position of relative power (such as a teacher, for instance) knows the feeling: you may like student X, but you’ve still got to fail them. But the dramatic monologue may deal with a leader more significant than a hangman or a centurion. For example, a political leader such as Queensland knew for 20 years.

Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen was the state’s most prominent Christian, although he alienated many fellow-believers by what was seen as his mercilessness with brave people who disagreed with him, like John Sinclair, the environmentalist. I found the Premier a fascinating Tyrannosaurus Rex in a political Jurassic Park. Writing, as we all admit, is a rite of exorcism, a way of dealing with subjects which are bedeviling us.

That the Premier was a person of religious conviction made him (in his own eyes) possessed of evangelical political truth. To some extent he echoes the controversial figure of Slessor’s “flogging parson”, Samuel Marsden. In a dramatic monologue I envisaged him looking down on his kingdom from his city office with messianic fervor: as Christ looked down on Jerusalem. But the Queensland Premier’s fervor was ultimately to lead to his downfall on the Damascus Road to Canberra. Because of the Premier’s rural background, I called this poem, The Vision Splendid.

Called in my late fifties to this high office
for a record term, you would think
they would honour my grey hairs but
this is a generation of vipers, the good ones
are in youth groups, or on their fathers’ farms,
or studying the new technology.
From my twenty-third floor eyrie
the city smokes like a plain, mica-points
of late sunlight run glittering like sparks in the stubble
O Jerusalem, Jerusalem I have been firm and just
as these things are understood in the assembly,
crushing the ungodly, resolute in the sight of the media,
and thou, Lord, have replenished me from deep springs
so that my will is indeed thine and the dividends of thy purpose
are declared to me daily; even so, there are moments
when the tongue falters, the thoughts will not come
and I am beset by those seeking to entrap me, but thou, Lord, who also
suffered the Pharisee in thy time and turned his question
– turn thou mine…
In the valley of decision,
in the airport lounge and parliamentary suite
I will stand forth and be heard,
the rabble in Shiloh Drive and King David Square
shall be dispersed like a shadow in the morning,
my name shall be on all lips, even those of Skyhooks, my Party
shall enter into its rightful inheritance
and the Opposition flee into New South Wales.

Having effectively dropped out of Melbourne University at the end of 1954, I worked as a postman, and self-employed gardener until joining the RAAF in 1959. My most enduring experience of nine years service life was recruit-training. And the process of ‘processing’ recruits (while milder than in the so-called ‘senior’ services) still gave me this poem in which metaphor is a critical weapon for pulling civilian assumptions into line with military realities.

In Weapons Training the metaphors used are from the common stock of such language which has its equivalents wherever military training is needed. (Written later, during the Vietnam War, the racist references were obligatory.) As the focus for this process of stripping-down and re-assembling the recruit I chose the machine-gun drill then in use. It is the weapons instructor who is speaking to a squad of new recruits.

Weapons Training

And when I say eyes right I want to hear
those eyeballs click and the gentle pitter-patter
of falling dandruff you there what’s the matter
why are you looking at me are you a queer?
look to your front if you had one more brain
it’d be lonely what are you laughing at
you in the back row with the unsightly fat
between your elephant ears open that drain
you call a mind and listen remember first
the cockpit drill when you do down be sure
the old crown-jewels are safely tucked away what could be more
distressing than to hold off with a burst
from your trusty weapon a mob of the little yellows
only to find back home because of your position
your chances of turning the key in the ignition
considerably reduced? all right now suppose
for the sake of argument you’ve got
a number-one blockage and a brand-new pack
of Charlies are coming at you you can smell their rotten
fish-sauce breath hot on the back
of your stupid neck all right now what
are you going to do about it? that’s right grab and check
the magazine man it’s not a woman’s tit
worse luck or you’d be set too late you nit
they’re on you and your tripes are round your neck
you’ve copped the bloody lot just like I said
and you know what your are? you’re dead dead dead

I took up my BA studies again while in the RAAF and was actually studying the unit Far Eastern History when posted to Malaysia. Around this time, I wrote another dramatic monologue prompted by the film version of Pearl Buck’s 1937 novel, The Good Earth. I saw myself as one of those Aussies whose comprehension of mass suffering in a time of famine (depicted in Pearl Buck’s novel and the film) was inevitably limited. Asia was elsewhere in the 50s and early 60s, although we were soon to be reminded that it could come nearer home…

This was part of my imaginative education and I satirized the struggle many of us then had with the process of taking account of that seemingly alien world. A world which is still there, in another form in Aung San Suu Kyi’s Burma (Myanmar), in Darfur, and in Zimbabwe, for example. I envisaged a representative Aussie family man of the ‘Norm’ variety confronted with mass famine in China, as depicted in Pearl Buck’s novel: ‘The Good Earth’. I called this poem The Not-so-good Earth, and the speaker speaks in the rhythms of an Aussie Norm.

For a while there we had 25-inch Chinese peasant families
famishing in comfort on the 25-inch screen
and even Uncle Billy whose eyesight’s going fast
by hunching up real close to the convex glass
could just about make them out – the riot scene
in the capital city for example
he saw that better than anything, using the contrast knob
to bring them up dark – all those screaming faces
and bodies going under the horses’ hooves – he did a terrific job
on that bit, not so successful though
on the quieter parts where they’re just starving away
digging for roots in the not-so-good earth
cooking up a mess of old clay
and coming out with all those Confucian analects
to everybody’s considerable satisfaction
(if I remember rightly Grandmother dies
with naturally a suspenseful break in the action
for a full symphony orchestra plug for Craven A
neat as a whistle probably damn glad
to be quit of the whole gang with their marvellous patience.)
We never did find out how it finished up…Dad
At this stage tripped over the main lead in the dark
Hauling the whole set down smack on its inscrutable face,
Wiping out in a blue flash and curlicue of smoke
600 million Chinese without a trace…

There used to be a Sunday afternoon occasion at Wesley Church in Melbourne known as a ‘Pleasant Sunday Afternoon’. This next poem I wrote, using again a male persona (like that of The Not-so-good Earth), but one whose pleasant Sunday afternoon is interrupted by an encyclopaedia salesman who finds his door-to-door selling shaken by this working class family (and their very active and not totally toilet-trained kids). And it’s the father of the family doing the talking to the salesman.

Pleasant Sunday Afternoon

You mean we get this here Thingummy-thon
of of World Knowledge yeah that’s it Jeez
a man’s half-educated already
for nothing you might say well practically
TWENTY-EIGHT MAGNIFICENT FULLY ILLUSTRATED VOLUMES
hey Eth here a minute and have a look at this
well you could have wiped your hands a bit first
(we’re not auditioning for the Black and White Minstrels)
she won’t leave that bloody stove of hers alone
no of course it won’t rub off the page that’s grease you silly
sorry mate
now where’s she off to what the bloody hell
not with a red-hot knife you’ve scorched it up
to buggery ah well you were saying
the kids Ethel the kids what do you mean
not quite suitable mate these kids of mine
Eth what’s young Stewart up to get him quick
starving for knowledge use the mop love
ah there we are a bit of the old sticky-tape
and good as new Graham ah Ethel looks like Graham
is getting set to what’s that son you already have
all right son all right I’ll take your word for it
no not the bloody encyclopaedia old feller here Eth
do something well what’s the odds you might as well
finish him off on this err Contents page
talk about Tim Tyler you married by any chance well
there’s a treat in store no don’t get up no worries mate
we’ll sort this little lot out now
what have we here page sixty-three
I see what you mean by Magnificently Illustrated
now where is sixty-two here’s fifty-four
works fast doesn’t he
well all right mate
if you’ve got to go but call in anytime
you won’t believe this but we hardly ever have
a visitor from one year’s end to the next

hey hey there mate hey what about your books
his books he’s left his bloody books.

Often we wonder what it would be like to be of the other gender. Even today, the occasion rarely arises to find out. But I was struck by the extent to which a change of hair-colour can appear to change a woman’s personality (or, at least, that’s what those women’s magazines and the stereotypes tell us). Obviously, the dramatic monologue form can deal with such gender-switches in a light-hearted way as well as more seriously. In this poem I imagine myself as a woman crossing the fateful Rubicon which separates the blonde from the brunette. I am still awed by this possibility which every woman can at least entertain. And I wonder how many women do, actually, share a similar sense of awe as the speaker (a woman) in this poem who is saying farewell (in the mirror of her imagination) to those complementary cosmetic accessories like lipstick and make-up. This poem begins with a paraphrase from St Paul’s First Epistle to the Corinthians, hence, its title, First Corinthians at the Cross-roads.

When I was a blonde I
walked as a blonde I
talked as a blonde;
but now that I have become
a brunette I have put away my
blonding lotion, farewell Kim Novak
and the statuesque Nordic
me: a touching scene truly...
We lingered like old lovers
who cannot quite believe
the evidence of their eyes.
‘It is all over, honey-bun, alas,’ said disconsolate
eyebrows being terribly
brave.
Toujours, toujours,’ sang lips that had
tasted their last Tango, while
onward onward into an everlasting
brunette dusk we moved to confront,
with the new dawn’s rising
over a wasteland of depilatory and
Beauty-Mask, O
brave new world...

Obsessive characters are where you find them. Once upon a time, backyard fences found them right there, leaning over to impress neighbouring housewives with their verbal power and eloquence. These blow-by-blow accounts of battles invariably won were more common when fences were neither too high or non-existent to lean against – and when older women were more likely to be home all-day.

Again, merely describing such a woman, akin to Orwell’s beefy prole woman in 1984, would be much less fun than to let her speak for herself. She is a cartoon-figure; larger than life in a way – but intended to have a certain monumental stature. At least, that is how I imagined the speaker in this dramatic monologue, Mrs Swipe Speaks Out.

So I said to her I said
I’m not one to complain
I said as you know only too well
I said but if you think I’m going to
put up with this nonsense indefinitely
you’ve got another think coming oh yes I said
please don't think you can come the bounce
on me I said because I’ve had just about
enough thank you very much I said
and the fact of the matter is I said
you can walk the whole length and breadth
of Varicose Street I said and you won’t find
a more long-suffering and charitable
person than yours truly I said but
like the Good Book says every worm
must have its day and mine is
just around the corner I said so you needn’t
stand there looking four-eyed and fish-faced
as if Meadow-Lea wouldn’t melt in your mouth
since I have not the slightest intention of
prolonging this conversation any further live
and let live I said even though it seems
to me there’s some as would be hard-pressed
to justify their miserable
existence naming no names of course
and I dropped the paper parcel of prawn-shells
over her side of the fence I believe
these are yours madam I said and although
it was a horrible cold day the look on its face
as I walked away kept me warm as toast
for the rest of the morning!

The examples of dramatic monologue I have chosen from my own work were some of the better-known ones, and included particularly assertive speakers (a Roman officer, a weapons instructor, a political leader, an ocker, and a bossy woman). My own interest in dramatic monologues led me to focus on characters where humour could be involved. But the range of possibilities is as wide as you care to make them. At a time when performance poetry has added its strength to the popularity of public readings, the dramatic monologue is clearly one way to go. The speaker of his/her work can then step out of the frame of self and become directly the other.

Of course, such imagined figures often come guilt-laden to their particular rostrum. And with their underlying sense of guilt there is also a need to justify their position. It is in the tension between these related aspects that one possibility of dramatic involvement for the reader/audience exists.

The dramatic monologue, after all, is only one of the many possible modes of poetry, and certainly not the most common, even today. But it can, at times, carry the burden of the writer’s concern with greater flexibility. For once, we may be liberated from writing directly as ourselves, and others may be temporarily liberated from having to read or listen to us (as us). A strategy so mutually beneficial is worth considering in an age when the self is often indulged as if it were a brumby never meant to be bridled.

And speaking of brumbies, consider the potential dramatic monologue material presently on offer in our wide brown land… At one time I thought that human folly was the peculiar prerogative of Queensland politicians – but I can see now that New South Wales can hold its own in this regard. Think how readily your recent Sydney Night of the Iguanas (with apologies to Tennessee Williams) lends itself to farce.

In Pope’s mock-heroic poem, The Rape of the Lock, the lovely Arabella Fermor (called Belinda in the poem) has suffered the gross indignity of having a lock of her hair removed. This caused much ruffling of tempers. Here in Sydney, we saw a similar indignity suffered by a later Belinda, an MP, concerning the request for her and her partner to remove to another table at the Iguanas restaurant. With similar all-round ruffling of tempers!

Oh, how an Aussie Alexander Pope might celebrate the occasion: in a war not in an 18th century drawing-room but in a classy modern restaurant. A restaurant offering such a wealth of dramatic material for exploitation: the Stravinsky-like dance of the waiters, chef, manager, the music of kitchen knives and of rattled plates and pollies, the rich odours of food whetting the greedy palates of the media…

Ladies and gentlemen, surely here, in Iguanagate, is a world waiting to be realized by some “stout Cortez“ (or Balboa, for that matter). And this very evening could be your particular “peak in Darien“, from which we might all view the wide (if not particularly pacific) Pacific!

Let this humble suggestion by my final word in this lecture…